Rudick goes behind the Vic.
Julia takes an empty chair and moves it closer to the door, she sits down on it.
JEANNE: what? The smartest one? I'm on the record, it's my time!
JULIA: I, by the way, also have an appointment for two-fifteen! You have how many?
JEANNE: At two-thirty!
Zhanna shows Yulia's wrist watch.
ZHANNA: can you tell the Time? How much does it show?
Julia looks at her watch.
JULIA: Well, two-thirty, so what?
JEANNE: AND then! My time, so I'll go! If you've spent your time crowing, it doesn't mean that The whole queue should get lost because of you!
JULIA: I haven't crowed anything! I came on time! It's just that when I got there, it was already occupied. Until now, there's a man sitting there, not coming out.
JEANNE (indifferently): Not my problem.
JULIA: I won't argue with you here. Now the man will come out, I'll go.
JEANNE (roughly): I'll go!
JULIA: BUT we'll see!
ZHANNA:
JULIA: let's see!
JEANNE: Let's see!
Nellie, the over – excited mother, rushes onto the stage. He pulls the girl's hand. Does not pay any attention to the people sitting at the office. He runs to the office, opens the door, and pushes his child in.
The DOCTOR (furiously): Close the door! I'm calling!
NELLY: I only ask!
JEANNE (indignantly): Eeeee, Eeeee!
Jeanne gets up and pulls Nellie out of the office by the scruff of her neck.
NELLIE: I just need to ask! What do you allow yourself!
JULIA: Everyone just needs to ask. In the queue – mom! Wait!
Nellie looks around, realizes that the trick failed.
NELLIE: Well… who am I going to follow?
JEANNE and JULIA (chorus): Follow her!
They point their fingers at each other.
NELLY: I don't understand!
(in chorus): I go first, she goes second, you go third!
Nellie pulls her face, gets a rough idea of what's going on in the queue, and decides not to get into trouble.
NELLIE: So, well, then you decide between yourself, I'm going anyway, it turns out, third. Marinochka (turning to her daughter), go over there with the kids, draw something for now, we won't get to the doctor soon.
Marina leaves after the children.
JEANNE (Julia): I'll go next!
JULIA: Just stick your head in!
JEANNE: What will you do?
Julia glares at Jeanne, then silently opens her purse, takes out a pepper spray, takes it expertly in her hand, and points it at Jeanne.
JEANNE: What is this? Pepper spray? What did you say the doctor called you?
Jeanne turns to Nellie.
Jeanne (calmly, as if nothing had happened): Follow me!
NELLIE (looking apprehensively at the can): Understood – understood.
In tears, Rudik runs to the stage, runs to his mother – Jeanne.
RUDIK: Mother, that girl took my pencil from me!
JEANNE: did you take the Pencil? It's a real bitch. What kind of girl are you talking about?
RUDICK: The one over there (pointing at the children) seems to have introduced herself as Vika.
Jeanne (rising from her chair): Vika? Well, I'll give it to her now. So, girls, Vicky, that red-breasted lapwing, whose daughter?
JULIA (aiming the spray at Joan): Well, my!
Jeanne (sits back in her chair): Good girl, pretty. You go easy on her, what's so child on the ass with a bag. The child loves affection. (Turns to his son) Go, Rudik, (shouts) go, draw, said! Take another pencil, there's a lot on the table over there. Don't swear at the girls (rudely) and don't tell me anything here.
He slaps Rudik's ass, and he runs off the stage back to the kids.
Jeanne smiles peaceably at the children.
He turns to Julia.
JEANNE: Children, what can you do? They were like that themselves.
JULIA: Well, Yes. (He turns to the children and shouts at his daughter.) Vika! Well, I returned the pencil to the boy and didn't want to take it back!