A policeman stepped out of the car.

– 'Where's the split?' he asked dryly and routinely.

– 'That's exactly what I want to find out from you!' exclaimed Bulov.

– 'What, you mean to say we split you?' the policeman took offense threateningly.

– 'No, I always undress by myself.'

– 'Did someone hit you on the head by any chance?'

– 'No, I just got lost…' Bulov hesitated. 'Do you know where a certain whore lives around here?'

– 'If you'd asked about a decent woman, I could have told you – there's one right here, in this house, paralyzed since childhood. But as for whores in this area, there's no shortage. What kind do you want: young, old, blonde, brunette, redhead?'

– 'Blonde!' Bulov cheered. 'Looks like my first wife.'

– 'I never slept with your first wife or your second. Describe your first wife, maybe we'll find your whore based on her.'

– 'Slender, tall, young, with a face that was still… intelligent, eyes like two blue stars…'

– 'Well, well, aren't you a poet!' laughed the policeman. 'That's Kato, daughter of an enemy of the people. Be careful, she might recruit you… as a spy. Get in, we'll take you.'

Gunshots rang out nearby.

– 'It's starting again!' grumbled the policeman. 'Get in quickly, I said, we're taking you to the blue-eyed one.'

Bulov quickly hopped into the police car, and within minutes, Bulov found himself circling Kato's house, they were on the scene. The policeman ascended the stairs first and pounded on the door as hard as he could. There was dead silence behind the door.

– 'Kato, open up!'

The policeman hammered on the door with his mighty fist, like a sledgehammer.

– 'Did she fall asleep or what, damn whore!'

It was three in the morning. Bulov stood behind the policeman's broad shoulders, trembling like a leaf, cursing his love for adventure. For ten minutes, there was no sign of life from behind the door, and for those ten minutes, the policeman pounded relentlessly with his fearsome fist. Finally, a disgruntled voice came from behind the door:

– 'Couldn't find a better time for a visit?'

The door opened, and a startled Kato peered out through a crack. Upon seeing the policeman, she yelled:

– 'What the hell…'

– 'Open up, open up, witch!'

Kato swung open the door and yelled even louder:

– 'How many times have I told you not to come in the middle of the night, you damned pimp!'

– 'Shut your trap, I'm here on business.' The policeman nudged Bulov forward. 'Is this your client?'

Only then did Kato spot a trembling Bulov behind the policeman's broad back and burst into laughter until tears streamed down her face. Ignoring her laughter completely, the policeman pushed Bulov into the room and left, closing the door behind him. Meanwhile, Kato continued to laugh. Every time she looked at the nearly naked Bulov, a new wave of laughter shook her.

Frozen, Bulov leaped headlong into the bed, warming up in the warm sheets and stopping his teeth from chattering, he looked around and noticed that his clothes had disappeared.

– 'Hey, where's my clothes?' he wondered.

Kato bent over laughing even harder.

– 'Oh, I can't, I'm going to die right now…'

– 'Hey, don't die, where did you put them?' Bulov asked worriedly.

– 'I burned your clothes, threw them in the stove, burned everything.'

– 'Are you out of your mind?'

– 'You brought this on yourself.' Kato stopped laughing. 'Half an hour later, I went to look for you, thought maybe you fell into a pit, that board there is completely rotted. You weren't in the toilet, or in the pit either, I walked around, shouted, nowhere to be found, came home worried, every morning we find at least one corpse, how many don't we find?..'