Many began to say that Wagner is guilty of everything that, maybe, he even with malice aforethought grew up and let such flea to Paris. Here and Germans began to assume airs. This is not a simple flea…
And Wagner did not sleep – he never sleeps – and thought both halves of a brain, as if to correct the mistake. Very much everything left unpleasantly, and Voronov laughs.
The mayor of Paris summoned Wagner and speaks to him:
– Our patience was exhausted. I give you twenty four hours on an udavleniye of a flea. We already became awfully anemic from a flea.
– To press fleas – Wagner answers, is not my specialty and how to catch a flea, I can give advice. The flea will be caught only by the person who will be able to jump as a flea. I constructed such tools that the person could jump in a flea way. Let’s go to the Field of Mars, I will show you.
Went. Professor Wagner brought with himself a suitcase, and in a suitcase some springs and the red suit similar on a bug lie.
– These springs – Wagner says – it is necessary to screw on hands and legs, and a suit from rubber, pneumatic, is put on a body not to rasshibitsya if without habit you fall sideways or on a back. Who wants to try?
– I!. And I!. I!.
Wagner chose one. Put on it a rubber suit, to soles and palms attached plate thongs with big spiral springs like matratsny, put the person on all fours and inflated a red rubber cover. Directly huge bug which got drunk blood turned out.
– Jump! – Wagner speaks.
The young man raised forepaws, cavorted, overturned on a back, jumped up two times and lies on a back as the bug, waves paws.
– I cannot – says – from the earth to rise. Better from height.
Turned «bug», brought three tables, put the friend on the friend, and upward put «bug».
– Jump!
«Bug» jumped, rose up and again on a back. Time, another, the third jumped up – lies.
– Nothing, will learn – Wagner calms.
And again carried «bug» on a table. And that, «bug» got skilled at. Jumped, hit on all four pads and rose up that your flea, is higher than the house. Again hit springs against the earth and jumped up even above.
– Bravo! – shout.
And he when for the third time on the earth went down, suddenly itself shouts:
– How I will stop now? – also uprygnut.
Honestly. There is a task! He can jump, and is not able stop.
– Hold me! – shouts.
Ran behind it and where there! In three jumps all Field of Mars flew by.
– The boy was gone! Now and will jump around the globe…
However, on the happiness, it got into the river Seine. To the bottom dived, then the rubber bubble on a back took out it, and people caught.
As badly it was necessary to the daredevil, from a flea it was necessary even worse. And the young man, and behind him and other young people began to learn to jump in a flea way and reached big art soon. Even in a system could jump. Very much it was pleasant to the Minister of War.
– A new type of military forces – says – jumpers! Through entrenchments very easily can jump.
Jumpers began to hunt for a flea. Exhausted it completely. From Paris expelled. Did not allow to drink-eat, all drove. The flea in Arzhanteyle died. And twenty young people Tezeev brought a skin of «Minotaur» to Paris.
On pleasures the president awarded the order to professor Wagner of the Honourable legion.
– Only – says – depart from Paris with the first airplane!.
(The story is written down according to two persons – тг. N. A. P. and K. E. N. They told almost at the same time, interrupting and supplementing each other: from here some unevenness of style.)